Anonymous asked: Just have to say I commend you for taking such pride in a blog that is basically a testament to how undateable you must be.
I had a wild time. And by ‘wild time’ I of course mean ‘got all my washing done and finally hoovered my room like a real adult’
Anonymous asked: I'm not trying to make you feel bad or anything, to be honest i don't quite know how i got on this blog. I think someone shared it on Facebook, but that's besides the point. Anyway, here's where it gets ugly. I have no idea how you look, how old are you, but i'm guessing you're kinda lonely and desperate since you're trying online dating. Stop fucking doing that, you can't be that ugly/old/uninteresting. Oh, and that advertising bit is actually kinda fun... in an evil, Machiavellic sort of way.
It’s ‘Machiavellian’, genius. Thanks for taking the time to write me such a lovely message. The only person I feel bad for is you.
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